Thursday, September 6, 2012

The World of Crazy

I should re-name this blog, and I think it should be "The World of Crazy." The new crazy barn lady is driving me so up the ever loving wall, I am afraid that I'm going to snap at her. She sends me (and ever one of my friends at the barn) text messages...every fricking day...and if you don't respond (because let's be honest, we don't) she responds with another message asking if you got the last one. She likes to add as many smiley faces and exclamation marks as possible.

Example: " HIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii HUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!! :):):):):) HOW ARE YOU!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!<3 mmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssssssssssssss mmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssssssssssssss you <3<3<3

It takes me a few seconds to realize that she even is writing in English. Side Note: Some of you out there may think I'm the biggest bitch in the world. For those of you who know me in the real world, you can attest that I am a really nice (sometimes too nice) person right?

I've run out of nice with this woman. When I don't respond to her 7,394 text messages she sends, she then goes to my Facebook and writes that she sent me a text message.


In other words the reason I am so pissed at her tonight is that my friend went to ride Vera for me since I couldn't and she commented on how much she has shut down and just seems depressed. Poor fricking horse. I hope the trainer notices soon and pulls her off her. UGH!!

In other news, I only have been bitten (well, close) 5 times in 2 days of school. Winning?


Liz Stout said...

1. That lady is wacked out. Be all the bitch you want, I would! It sounds like she needs someone to be a little harsh with her. Maybe she'd stop being such a snot. Kinda like a horse that gets away with murder before having structure.

2. Bitten? By ... humans?! Children?! Dear sweet baby jesus. Yes, yes, world of crazy sounds good... But then this stuff would happen all the time to make sure your blog lived up to it's new name. That would be no good!

WishIHadAHorsey said...

Compared to last year school year, sounds like winning to me!

East Bound said...

I personally wouldn't be a bitch. she may just be lonely... If you want her to text less tell her you do not have unlimited texts and her text messages are adding up and costing you money that you would rather put towards a horse.

*My sister is too cheap to pay for an unlimited plan so there really are people out there without them on iphones!!

Denali's Mom said...

I'm not a bitch to her. I just at this point ignore her. She just drives me up the wall. I like the idea of telling her that I don't have an unlimited plan.

achieve1dream said...

I agree with telling her you can't get text messages except in emergencies (which would be a nice explanation for why you have been ignoring them) because you have to pay for them since they are not included in your plan. :) She sounds really needy and clingy (annoying!). Good luck!!